Cockroach Problems

Have you ever been so infuriated at the sight of bugs that you want to not only explode their heads but yours too? Has a girl ever run out of your house because cockroaches were having their Olympic trials at the foot of your bed?

If you answer yes to either of these questions then you are disgusting and should not have a right to be mad or get chicks. Your cockroach problem is all on you and no one else. You take control of your own future!

Cockroaches eat anything too. When I say anything, I mean anything. Cockroaches can live off the woodchips in your front yard. The best way to get rid of cockroaches before the exterminator is called is to cut off their food source and to do that you need to clean up your home.

If you have cockroaches then you are probably one of those dirty pack rat people that keep that three week old Tupperware in your refrigerator because it is still “good”. Newsflash, if you have not eaten the contents of the Tupperware in three weeks you probably aren’t going to eat it now.

If the cockroaches still stick around after you have sanitized your entire home then they probably are not going away with you working on them. Call your local pest control company and they will have all the right tools to drop a figurative nuclear bomb on those roaches.

Below is a very informational video to help you figure out your roach problem and get those chicks back into your bedroom. You’re welcome.